Sanic is a very fast heghugh. He might be faster than Sonic. He might even be faster than entanglement. He was featured in the Sanic Series, and various content.
History[]
Sanic was born before light was born. He had the entire universe to himself, yet all he did was run. 16,000,000,000 years later, Sanic went so fast that he created the Big Bang, possibly making Sanic a direct ancestor of Chuck Norris. A few millennia later, Sanic went so fast he entered the UnUniverse.
In 199something, a guy at SAYGUH used the ultimate amount of fastness to create a shame series for Sanic titled "Sanic teh Heghugh". But the guy had terrible grammar making it called "Sonic the Hedgehog". Sonic became Sanic's rival for a few years.
Sanic decided to create SAYGUH to compete against SEGA. Various shames include Sanic teh Heghugh, Sanic Heors, Sanic Advencha, and Sanicball. All of his games were too fest and everyone gave it a 10/5. Even Sonic rated well. A very popular, ear-destroying theme called "Fest Hill Zome" ("Zome" is misspelled on purpose) that he used in his games. Other people made what Sonic calls "rip-offs of Sonic music" that sound very good. Sonic wanted to sue but Sanic kept on saying that he came first.
Sanic hated the Sonic games because they were blatant rip-offs of Sanic stuff. This is why he started the "Sanic Luvurs Sonic Hatrs" club. Everybody liked Sonic and completely forgot about Sanic, so only his friends: Taels Teh Fux, Nuggles Teh Enchilada, Eme Rus, and Dr. Robotnik joined. All they got to do was break copies of Sonic games by walking on them.
Sanic.EXE[]
Sanic.EXE, who is 2spooky4u, is a mix between Sanic and Sonic.EXE. Also, Sanic.EXE is the most MLG member of the League of Sonic.EXEs.
Trivia[]
- His rival is Malleo, because of NintenD'oh & SAYGUH being rivals.
- You read this page too slow.