DSK is a demonic scientist working for the League of Sonic.EXEs who is really EPIXXX, but some random guys think he's stupid, which is a lie, and lies are not EPIXXX at all.
Personality[]
DSK is a EPIXXX video shamer who is MOAR EPIXXX than everybody, except for Chuck Norris and the UnDefeatables, of course. But DSK is stupid, but less stupid than Mono.BW. Actually, how the fuck is DSK stupid if he's EPIXXX??!!!! Well, maybe we will find out next time on [insert EPIXXX anime here]. Also, DSK will kill you if you say he's not a real doctor, so be careful, idiot!!!
History[]
DSK used to be Sonic from another UnUniverse, but after he accidently poured Vitamin X on top of himself, he turned into DSK, which stands for... uh... we actually don't know. Anyways, DSK wanted to become EPIXXX all of a sudden, so he became just as EVIL as EVIL PATRIXXX. However, DSK needed to become EPIXXX, so he did a bunch of [insert EPIXXX stuff here] and joined both League of Sonic.EXEs and the Teletubby Army, because he thinks that the Teletubbies are, you guessed it, VERY EPIXXX!!!
Dr. Robotnik knew that DSK was a treat, so he tried blowing him up with his P.I.N.G.A.S., which FAILED, since DSK threw Dr. Robotnik into the P.I.N.G.A.S. at OVER 9000 miles per hour, causing a EPIXXX ASPLOSION!!! This caused a zombie apocalypse in Hyrule, which wasn't very EPIXXX for The King and His Boi to deal with.
Trivia[]
- DSK and Requital are enemies.
- DSK and Cyclops.ISO are friends.
- Biased Ratings gave this page a 11/10 for being EPIXXX.
- DSK thinks that Sonic is an imposter of him, but it's obviously the other way around.