OMG!!! I love you Sonic!!! Amy Rose
Warning! This page is a JOKE and it's NOT a hate page either! S.S.S.S.S. Squad, after seeing this page get vandalized multiple times.
Amy Rose is a stupid bitch who won't stop stalking Sonic.
Personality[]
Amy is extremely unlikeable, and she keeps whining about how she loves Sonic. Amy always throws a fit whenever something doesn't go her way, and she hates it when people call her out. If anybody dislikes Sonic in the very slightest, Amy will kill them, and then she gets away with her crimes by avoiding the S.S.S.S.S. Squad. Since Amy has cringy behavior, she is a very easy target to troll.
Whenever Amy tries to defend herself, she claims that she changed during Sonic Frontiers, but due to her past actions, we have a hard time believing her.
History[]
Amy's entire life is basically trying to become Sonic's girlfriend. However, Amy's plan to date always FAILED, and she always DIES in the end, but she kept coming back to life to annoy MOAR people.
Sonic then gets a girlfriend named Sally, which really pissed off Amy, so she tries to summon Sonic.EXE, but since she's a loser, she accidentally summons Sunky.MPEG instead. Amy calls Sonic.MPEG useless and threatens to steal his milk and cereal, but this was a terrible choice of words, since Sunky.MPEG kills her faster than Sonic.EXE can. Amy respawned after that and tried killing Sally, who calls the S.S.S.S.S. Squad, which scares Amy, who runs on a banana and DIES!!! But she respawned. :(
All Known Amy Deaths[]
- Death by Sunky.MPEG.
- Killed by Sonic on an airplane.
- Death by slipping on a banana.
- Crushed by the Death Egg Robot.
- Death by Grimeware. This was Amy's most brutal death.
- Killed OVER 9000 times by Respiro (this counts as 1 death for some reason).
Trivia[]
Swag VS N00b
- Classic Amy has a much better design than Modern Amy. In other words, Modern Amy looks generic, has shitty quills, and her nose isn't shaped like a banana anymore. Classic Amy, on the other hand, is better in every way.